Hola! Mi llamo Hannah! Espero que te subas a un lego!

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

JERKS

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

I must acquire a Golden Retriever. Now.

I must acquire a Golden Retriever. Now.

(Source: lavagoth)

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My life.

My life.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs)

gigaguess:

Otter pocket raid cleverly disguised as snuggles.

gigaguess:

Otter pocket raid cleverly disguised as snuggles.

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

I’m screaming.

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

I’m screaming.

(Source: imposetonanonymat)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

"failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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